inothernews:

“I believe that perhaps the dog adoption screening process could be slightly more diligent.  For instance, when someone comes in to adopt a dog, you could ask, ‘Who are you?’ and if they say, ‘I’m Casey Anthony’ …you could say, ‘We’re out of dogs.’”

— Saturday Night Live

Uh, tumblr, I unfollowed a hundred people.

Not two hundred.

gryffinwhore:

holy fuq u gaiz

(Source: king-of-the-north)

forthenexthundredmiles:

mishathegayangel:

this will always and forever be my favourite youtube video.

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